Listen up, fam. This lad, he's gone and got triggered, you know what I'm sayin'? Some absolute {knobhead|muppet was talkin' nonsense, and this dudes just went barmy. It was like a whole scandal unfoldin' right before our very eyes, you wouldn't believe it! Now, I ain't sayin' the other guy was right, but this fella could've chilled out, yeah? A bi